spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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