Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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