Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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