yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
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That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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