is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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