I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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