Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you will always have a special place in my vag
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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