had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train