so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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