Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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