He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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