The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Naked. naked and bneed help.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
