So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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