you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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