How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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