So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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