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my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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