so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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