Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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