feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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