I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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