My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Randomize