if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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