Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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