The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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