margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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