bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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