just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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