North Korea, Best Korea!
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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