Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
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I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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