i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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