their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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