I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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