R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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