She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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