I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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