my mouth tastes like poor choices
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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