so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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