I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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