Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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