If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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