he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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