Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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