i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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