Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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