very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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