There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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