I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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