Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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