Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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