Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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