You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Me too!
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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