have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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