i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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