You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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