When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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