okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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