also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
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She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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